Handmade Quilt At A Yardsale!

Marash Girl: "What a beautiful quilt! Why are you selling it??" Yard Sale Seller: "My husband's secretary made this quilt for him and I'll be d...'ed if I'll sleep with my husband under a quilt that another woman made for him!!!" N.B. Marash Girl has not included a photo of the quilt in order to protect the innocent . . . or the not so innocent!!!