'WHAT? You're Sending Your Daughter To College?"

'WHAT?  You're sending your daughter  to college? . . .  Oh! You're sending your daughter to college to get an MRS!  Now I understand!"

N.B.  FYI, Marash Girl's father was mortified at the thought . . . as was Marash Girl!  How dare they! Perhaps this memory should have been posted yesterday on April Fool's Day!!!