What school teaches you absolutely nothing? The answer?

Riddle: What school teaches you absolutely nothing? Have you figured it out yet? (Drum roll, please!) Answer: A school of fish! BrotherJames©2022

A Riddle from Brother James . . .

What school teaches you absolutely nothing? Riddle By BrotherJames©2022 Check in tomorrow for the answer!

When is a shoe not on? Figured it out yet?

When is a shoe not on?  Have you figured out the answer yet?  If not, here it is!

When is a shoe not on?  When it's in . . . when it's a "shoe-in" (or rather, as your English teacher would tell you, a "shoo-in"!)                                                                  Above Riddle Copyright MarashGirl©2022            

N.B.  This riddle works fine when it is spoken!  Not so well in print!

                                                                                                                    

Ready for another riddle? Here goes . . .

When is a shoe not on?     Check out  Monday's  blogpost for the answer!

Why Was The Mud Crying? Have You Figured It Out Yet?

 Why was the mud crying? 

The mud was crying because it didn't want to dry up!                                                                                                                           Above Riddle Copyright MarashGirl©2022

Here's a muddy riddle for you . . .

 Why was the mud crying?

With what comb is it impossible to comb your hair?

With what comb is it impossible to comb your hair? 

It's impossible to comb your hair with honeycomb . . . 

And please don't try to prove Marash Girl wrong!  You may find yourself in a sticky mess, if you do!

                                                                                                                     Above Riddle Copyright MarashGirl©2022

Did You Comb Your Hair This Morning?

 Did you comb your hair this morning?  

If so, here's a question you may have never asked yourself . . .  

With what comb is it impossible to comb your hair? 

What lock never needs a key?

What lock never needs a key?   Have you figured out the answer yet?  Give up?

A lock of hair never needs a key! . . . Only a comb!                                                                                                                                                                                           Riddle by MarashGirl©2022                                                                                                    

                                                                                                               

Riddle Again!

 What lock never needs a key?

                                         Photo by MarashGirl©2022     

   

                                                          Check in tomorrow for the answer!

                                                                                                                    Above Photo and Riddle by MarashGirl©2022 

When does the sun not shine?

Since tomorrow is Sunday (Sun Day),  Marash Girl asks her readers the following question:    

                                                "When does the sun not shine?"

Give up? 

 When does the sun not shine?  Never!  The sun always shines . . . it's just that we can't always see it!

Arranging your hair in the morning?

With what comb is it impossible to arrange your hair in the morning?       Give up?

Here's the answer, should you care . . . 

It's impossible to arrange your hair in the morning, at noon, or anytime with . . . . honeycomb!          

Try it!  You won't like it!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Original Riddle by MarashGirl©2022                                                                                                                                          

A Hairy Riddle!

With what comb is it impossible to arrange your hair in the morning?

With what comb is it impossible to arrange your hair in the morning?

With what comb is it impossible to arrange your hair in the morning?     Give up?

Want the answer?  Here goes . . .   

It's impossible to arrange your hair in the morning using ... honeycomb!!!!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Original Riddle by MarashGirl©2022

A Distant Memory . . .

When Marash Girl was attending Claflin Elementary School, the kids (not Marash Girl, of course,) would often say to one another, "You're a jerk." The reply given in response to that accusation was laughter and the following: "A jerk is a pull, a pull is a yank, a Yank is a good American."

When is a loaf of bread not a loaf of bread? Have you guessed the answer yet?

When is a loaf of bread not a loaf of bread? Two winners! 1) A loaf of bread is not a loaf of bread when . . . it's a baguette!!! 2) A loaf of bread is not a loaf of bread . . . after it's been eaten!!! Original Riddles copyright by Marash Girl 2021

When is a loaf of bread not a loaf of bread?

A prize for the second best answer! Why the second best answer? First, because Marash Girl has already received the best answer. And . . . because it's April Fool's Day!!! Marash Girl will report all answers on April 2nd, though she won't identify the April fools who offered them!!!

Nickel Riddle

When is a nickel not worth a penny? Check in on Saturday for the answer, if you haven't figured it out by then!

Knitting Is Knotting

Knitting is simply knotting in an orderly fashion. . . Did you know that? Would that we could always turn life's knots into knits, or, to put it another way, "Would that we could always turn a problem into an easy solution!!!" It's easy if when you're knitting . . . not so easy in life, though.