Years ago, while Marash Girl was in high school, she would often study with neighbor and classmate Stan Shafran, God rest his soul. She and Stan, only friends, mind you, would often work together in his finished basement on their latest high school assignment. They both loved music. Stan played the piano with a jazz band. Marash Girl played classical piano. One day, Stan and Marash Girl were sitting on the piano bench in Stan's finished basement, discussing Stan's latest assignment, when Stan's mother came down the cellar stairs.
"What are you two doing down here?" she asked.
"We're studying," the two young people answered, quite honestly.
To which Stan's mother replied, "What are you studying? Anatomy?"