What's black and white and red all over?

"What's black and white and red (read) all over?" An age old riddle Marash Girl has dredged up from her childhood . . . a riddle to which most folks would proffer the answer, "a newspaper" . . . but then, if you're a kid, you would be more likely to answer "an embarrassed zebra". . . especially if you had just returned from a visit to the Franklin Park Zoo. Do you, dear reader, have any other wiley answers?