Nasreddin Hodja Heads for the Cemetery!

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One day, Nasreddin Hodja arrives home to find his neighbors all upset.

Hodja, your house has been robbed, and the robber went that way!

Hodja starts running in the opposite direction.

Hodja, we told you that the robber went that way.  Why are you running in the opposite direction?

Hodja answers, I'm running to the cemetery.  I know for certain that the robber will end up there some day!