You remember the old joke, right?
"You can always tell a Harvard man, but you can't tell him much!"
Recently, when a humble graduate of said university expressed hesitance over attending her upcoming reunion with the words, "Who would want to hear what I have to say?", Marash Girl replied, "No worries. They'll want YOU to hear what THEY have to say!" She laughed, but whether she attended the reunion or not is another question . . .