Thursday, May 17, 2012

Mark Twain, Language and Lickings!

A 10 year old addresses his uncle:

If you don't stop that, I'm going to lick you!

Why are you going to lick me? asks his uncle.

Because you're being mean.

Lick me with your tongue like you would an ice cream cone?


But why? asks his uncle, laughing.

Tom Sawyer would give a good licking to anybody who annoyed him!

Marash Girl credits ABC Joan Metz for this true story!


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