A policeman pulls over a car in which he finds a member of the clergy. "Reverend, have you been drinking?" asks the policeman.
"Yes, but I’m just drinking water!" answers the reverend.
"Isn’t that a bottle of wine beside you?" replies the policeman.
"Oh, my God," intones the reverend. "Miracle of miracles. He’s done it again!" With thanks to Gary Lind-Senanian