Three fellows walk out of a bar . . .
Says one: "I'm so rich, I can burn $10," as he takes out a ten dollar bill and holds a lighted match to it.
Says the second: "I'm so rich, I can burn $20," as he takes out a twenty dollar bill and holds a lighted match to it.
Says the third: "I'm so rich, I can burn a $100," as he takes out his check book and writes a check for one hundred dollars, and holds a lighted match to it.
Upon telling brother James the above joke, brother James replied, "I'm so rich because I never burn money, ever!"
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