"A bear is on the loose in Newton, Massachusetts, according to reports."
"According to online alerts, police are searching for a bear in the town of Newton, Massachusetts. According to WHDH-TV Channel 7, environmental police found the bear but left it alone and let it wander."
The above report reminds Marash Girl of the time a neighbor in Wilbraham, Massachusetts, called the police to report a bear eating from the bird feeder in her back yard. The response from the Wilbraham police? "So what do you want US to do about it, lady?"